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[Mar. 26th, 2008|02:25 pm] |
This recent "list" from mcsweeneys.net (seriously, go there, it's an awesome site if your a fan of "the literature", as they call it) is just plain awesome, and piqued my interest on multiple levels.
WARNING: swear words ahead. Don't read this if you can't handle swear words or indie humor.
Brews
to Accessorize
the Modern Hipster.
BY KEVIN SCHEITRUM
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I Liked These Guys Before Anybody Else Knew About Them English Bitter
Boys Don't CrIPA
Oh Fuck My Rent Check Didn't Come in the Mail Bock
Fixed-Gear Bicycleweisse
Essentially Empty Yet Always Present Messenger Baggleywine
Almost Stout of the Closet
All My Friends Are White Ale
So What If I Messed Up Your Starbucks Order Porter
Rummage Sale Pale Ale
I Don't Really Like This but I'm Drinking It to Get Back at My Parents and/or Friends With an Overt and Crass Display of Being Cultured Lambic
I Am Entirely Fucking Done With Society Because It Is Run by Corrupt and Criminally Exploitative Man-Machines Who Don't Give One Shit for Anyone or Anything Except for Money and Power Light Lager
Sleeping Pillsner
Lastly, I would like to add a link to an event I found on mcsweeneys.net
http://www.826michigan.org/events/433/mustache-a-thon-2
Man, I wish I lived closer, and could grow one (click the link to see what I mean). |
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-05 10:15 pm (UTC)
Cool quote | (Link)
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The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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